March 2012
When my leg cramps
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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So I'm Skyping my friend and she's like in love...
attractive person on internet: you're attractive
me: omg jskdgjshsdka i love you
attractive person in real life: you're attractive
me: what fucking sick joke is this?
